A Canadian, Indian & a Newfie walk into the woods…

Posted by TAG3 3 years ago.
Posted in Funny, Hunting

A Canadian, Native American and a Newfie go on a hunting trip. On their first day of the hunt, the Canadian comes back from his solo hunt with a magnificent moose. The Newfie then asks, “how did you get the moose?” The Canadian replied, “I follow tracks and I get moose.” On the second day, the Native American comes back from his solo hunt with a beautiful buck. The Newfie then asks, “how did you get the buck?” The Native American replied, “I follow tracks, and I get buck” On the third day, The Newfie comes back from his solo hunt, horribly limping back to camp in a bloody mess with clothes torn up. They both ask the Newfie, ” what the hell happened to you!?” He then replied, “I follow tracks, I get hit by train!”