Totally Random Facts
1. The Cookie Monster has a real name. Seriously, it’s Sid.
2. Flowers like Viagra. Throw some in a vase and watch your flowers stand straight up.
3. There’s an American town with a population of one, Monowi, Nebraska. The poor lady that lives there still has to pay taxes.
4. High heels were originally for men. Imagine that. Now drink that thought away.
5. Rabbits can’t puke. Imagine being a rabbit after a night of MD20/20 and not being able to get that shit outta your body.
6. It’s impossible to lick your elbow. And now you’re trying it.
7. You can’t hum if you are holding your nose. My God, you’re trying this one too aren’t you.
8. In Kentucky it’s illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket. DM us a picture of your ticket if you’ve ever gotten one for this offense.
9. There’s a Christmas tradition in Spain where a character called the ‘pooping log’ excretes presents. Gross!
10. You can’t sneeze with your eyes open. Don’t try it, you’ll probably explode or something totally wild like that.
11. Finland once banned Donald Duck comics from sale due to the fact he doesn’t wear pants or trousers.
12. If you drop a raisin into a glass of champagne it bounces up and down non-stop.
13. Crocodiles can digest metal.
14. There is a rock, paper, scissors league in the US. If you suck at normal American pastimes I guess you can go try your luck at beating other grown-ass men at a 3rd grade game.
15. Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch.
16. Approximately 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
17. It actually takes 142.18 licks to reach the center of a Tootsie pop.
18. There is enough sperm in one single man to impregnate every woman on earth. Holy shit! I could create my own professional football team.
19. France was still executing people by guillotine when the first Star Wars movie came out.
20. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.
21. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and nobody can figure out why. If a duck quacks in the forest and no one was around to quack back, did it even happen?
22. The Romans used to clean and whiten their teeth with urine. Any volunteers want to give it a go?
23. At any one time about 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk. Yeah we are.
24. Post-death, Napoléon Bonaparte’s penis was removed from hi body during autopsy, displayed in a museum, and sold for $2,700 in the 1970s.
25. It is estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels that buried their nuts. Interestingly enough, same goes for man…
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