Redneck Elf on the Shelf

Posted by Max 7 months ago.
Posted in RutLife

If you’ve been lucky enough to avoid having one of these bastards in your house, good for you. Some of us, yeah me, aren’t that lucky. Some of ya’ll are taking this thing way too far and making the rest of us look like real assclowns. While our elf is busy doing things like sitting on an actual shelf, these parents are treating it like a high stakes poker tournament…and winning.